This post has nothing to do with sleep.

But a good laugh is a sure way to get you off thinking about the stress of Christmas-related expenses, hectic schedule, long to-do lists and the humongous traffic.

As I made rounds on my Twitter feed today I found that #holidaypickuplines was a trending topic.

This one’s my personal favorite:

@mikev527

Here are some good ones too:

@Fifthpoint

@aestheticshrub

@YourMessage__

Which ones are your favorite?

There are loads of the usual naughty lines, but they’re more the kind that will get you red-cheeked (from a slap) on Christmas rather than a date.

I had a lot of laughs with this one:

@ryanfield

Would you have the guts to say this to anyone?

@MarcusRufusJest

And this is pretty slick, one that you might use for get-togethers where you don’t know a lot of people:

@SaulTigh39

So if you want a date for Christmas, why don’t you try your hand at dazzling us with your own lines? Let’s hear your holiday-themed pick-up lines! Put them in the comments below.

Do you think saying this to your crush or a hot co-worker will get you out of a blue Christmas?

 

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